Words that should be Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. Tatyr: A lecherous Mr. Potato Head. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the recipient who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. (like groovy, man) Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer, ya know. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a refund from the IRS, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Random Thoughts Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have. (chortle!) I almost had a psychic boyfriend but he left me before we met. Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. (Ha!) GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED: Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.(ha!) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. If you can remain calm, you don't have all the facts. =) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's acorn that held its ground. My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely. One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone is thinking about you. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I'm so far behind I will live forever! Tell me your birthday THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You become Santa Claus. 4) You start to look like Santa Claus. Random Quotes "To try in vain is pointless."~Lord Kieben "Death is the only thing you can trust. It promises nothing and it delivers"~unknown "He that best understands the world, least likes it."--Benjamin Franklin, 1753 "Things are getting desperate when the boys can't be men."~Tori Amos

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But to be perfectly honest...,
I find it all terribly and hopelessly confusing to be a grown-up.

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